I got the entire Harry Potter collection on e-book.  Yes, we own them as paper books which means we questioned the sanity of this purchase.  The only reason I know we made the right choice is that once they were in my e-reader, my body immediately relaxed, as if I was clutching a security blanket.  I stress-read Harry Potter books, a nice replacement for when I used to turn to chocolate to fit that need, and now I can have all seven books with me at all times.  Heady.

I would still be floundering if not for the BlogHer post on how to purchase them and get them on your various e-readers.  Getting them on a Kindle and the like is pretty straightforward, but BlogHer had instructions in the comment section on how to get them into places such as iBooks.  This is why I love BlogHer: I asked all my questions (and I had a lot of them) in the comment section and they all were answered.  Sassymonkey rocks.

And now I have a lot of books with me at all times.

Nine-year-old Melissa would have killed to have had the ability to have a tiny iTouch in her pocket filled with books and whip it out during recess rather than lugging a big library hardback on the playground.

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Thank you to everyone who has already submitted, commented, or spread word about The Analogy Project.  I’m really excited about it, and think it has the potential to be a great tool for promoting understanding between communities.  So the gathering is the first part, and the dissemination — getting the posts read — is the second part each month.  I think this is going to rock, and I’m grateful to everyone who is along for the ride.

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The April IComLeavWe list opened this morning.  Hope you join along for the month.

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And now the blogs…

But first, second helpings of the posts that appeared in the open comment thread last week as well as the week before.  In order to read the description before clicking over, please return to the open thread:

• “Yearning, Sorrow, and Sadness and Asking for Help” (The Guild of Knitting Kninjas)
• “Keep ’em Close” (Waiting for Little Feet)
• “There Can Only Be So Many Dates” (Mommy Odyssey)
• “Using Motherhood as an Excuse” (Stumbling Gracefully)
• “S.T. Song # 12 & The Down Side” (MissConception)
• “Babies Love Fat” (InfertilityAwakening)
• “Cycle Day Something” (The Stork Diaries)
• “SPAM – the sub” (Gorillabuns)
• “Tornadoes” (Searching for Our Silver Lining)
• “My Article” (Nurture Your Hopes)

Okay, now my choices this week.

The Road Less Travelled has a post about anniversaries.  For many years, she needed to mark the loss of her daughter Katie by months, circling the important days on each calendar page.  And then time faded the need for the month markers, leaving only the yearly anniversaries to serve as a moment of pause.  It’s a beautiful post about time changing things.

Family Rock: The Life of Peg has a post about kids and sports that struck close to home for me and made me think.  It’s about how we inadvertently reinforce the pressure kids put on themselves to succeed (in this case, it’s swimming but this post could just as easily be about any activity where people are ranked or there are thresholds of achievement).  It’s a unique situation because the author is raising her nieces and could see the outlook build over the years.  It’s an important read with a great perspective.

My Lady of the Lantern has a gorgeous moment captured between mother and daughter.  It is a very brief post; one that defies explanation and is something you need to just experience since the author makes you feel as if you are right there, observing.

IF Crossroads has a post about the extraneous reasons that may come into play in treating infertility, namely, that desire to beat the disease which can be just as powerful as wanting to be a parent.  It can have such a hold over us that we’re willing to continue on a path that isn’t working just for another attempt to prove a point rather than switching to a path out of infertility that fits better.  And it’s also an explanation for why infertility doesn’t end with parenthood.  It’s a great post.

Still Life with Circles has a post about a found note.  As a fellow lover of found items (especially notes tucked in library books), I immediately settled into this post with a cozy smile, which changed to a head cocked to the side movement as I read the meat of the post — this concept of failure.  She tells the chilling story of a friend’s idea of the purpose of his life: “Since he couldn’t live without alcohol, perhaps God’s purpose for him was to be the one who didn’t make it. God wanted him to be the one who failed. That was going to be his success.  He said it comforted him in the darkest points of his life to think that maybe his suffering could alleviate someone else’s suffering.”  The author refocuses the concept of failure and creates a gorgeous, thought-provoking post in the process.

Lastly, Writing for Life has an important post about being focused on individual blog readers.  About both the idea of people in her face-to-face world reading her blog and having it influence how they see her, as well as the idea of strangers coming to the blog to judge when they don’t really know her (or the situation) at all.  Thinking through this anxiety has brought her to a place of clarity: “So who do I write for? Well, honestly, for the first time I now know I write for myself, to sort out my feelings, reflect on what’s been and my thoughts on what’s next. I mean I knew it before but I didn’t really know. The second reason for writing this out on a public platform I realized is for the anonymous reader who are dealing (or have dealt) with a similar situation.”

The roundup to the Roundup: I have all the Harry Potter e-books and I’m in love.  Excited about The Analogy Project.  April IComLeavWe list is open.  And lots of great posts to read.  So what did you find this week?  Please use a permalink to the blog post (written between March 23rd and March 30th) and not the blog’s main url. Not understanding why I’m asking you what you found this week?  Read the original open thread post here.

Welcome back to IComLeavWe. It stands for International Comment Leaving Week, but if you say it aloud, doesn’t it sounds like “I come; [but] leave [as a] we”? And that’s sort of the point. Blogging is a conversation and comments should be honoured and encouraged. I like to say that comments are the new hug–a way of saying hello, giving comfort, leaving congratulations.

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1. Stirrup Queens (twins, books, writing)
2. Life and Love in the Petri Dish (FET pregnancy after six losses, humor, wonder)
3. Navigating Cyberloss (grief, loss, recovery)
4. Follow Every Rainbow (male factor infertility “dynamic”)
5. Our Pathway to Parenthood (infertility, IVF, septate uterus)
6. The Adventures Of An Infertile Myrtle (naprotechnology, infertility, creighton model method)
7. Bereaved and Blessed (parenting, secondary infertility, loss)
8. It Is What It Is (Or Is It?) (donated embryos, ttc #2, infertility)
9. The Empty Uterus (infertility, IUI, life)
10. Weathering Storms (parenting after transracial adoption)
11. The Quest for Little Lambies (spirituality, pregnant, hope)
12. Baby-Making Merry-go-Round (IVF#1, emotions, teaching)
13. The Infertility Voice (donor egg, infertility, empowerment)
14. Bébé Suisse (miscarriage, ttc, switzerland)
15. Carneyexploits (IUI #1, gardening, PCOS)
16. (In)fertility Unexplained (IVF, unexplained infertility)
17. Non Sequitur Chica (IUI, exercise, garden)
18. My Bum Ovaries (premature ovarian failure)
19. From Gutter to Stars (new blog, therapist, infertility & adoption)
20. Endometriosis: Journey of a Woman Warrior (endometriosis, loss, infertility)
21. Life in the Last Frontier (open adoption, parenting a toddler, pcos)
22. Waiting For Baby (pcos, ttc, thyroid)
23. MoJo Working (infertility, RPL, ttc 10 years+)
24. My Lady of the Lantern (unexplained infertility, neonatal loss, new baby)
25. Feeling Beachie (life, humor, husbands and wives)
26. Living Our Life in Cycles (ivf, pregnancy, change)
27. Meier Madness (pcos, fet #2, calming the crazy)
28. 1000 Oceans (babyloss, IVF, grief)
29. Searching for our silver lining (FET, pregnant after loss, finding balance)
30. If You Don’t Stand For Something (MFI, geekiness, life)
31. Created Family (tcm, miscarriage, social worker)
32. Living With Endo (and Infertility) (endo, infertility, life)
33. Writing for Life (stillbirth, healing, new hope)
34. David & Elizabeth Adopt (infertility, adoption, life)
35. Three Geminis and a Sagittarius (parenthood, twins, life)
36. My Hormonacoaster (finally pregnant after 10+ years of trying)
37. Our Journey (PCOS, diabetes, TTC#1)
38. Lessons from an Infertile Social Worker (domestic open adoption)
39. Finding My New Normal (stillbirth, egg donor, pregnant again)
40. Our Growing Gardunn (secondary rpl, clomid, septum)
41. The 2 Week Wait (infertility, pregnancy, humor)
42. Bread of Baby (health, low carb, infertility)
43. The Pussy Palace (pcos, iui, books)
44. Notes from the Ninth Circle (waiting, IVF, PGD)
45. Not All Dreams Are Free (Infertility, planning, miscarriage)
46. Destined to be an old woman with no regrets (RPL, parenting after loss, life)
47. Life After Stillbirth (stillbirth, hope, ttc)
48. Musings of a Hormonal Egg Basket (parenting after IVF)
49. I’m Just Ducky, Thanks (adoption, RPL, surrogacy)
50. MRKH Musings (infertility, mrkh, surrogacy)
51. The Bickerstaff Blog (coping, miscarriage, life)
52. A Woman My Age (adoption, infertility, parenting after 40)
53. Naturally Knocked Up (natural fertility, PCOS, miscarriage)
54. The Stork Drop Zone (infertility, parenting, hobbies)
55. The Childless Mom (ivf-icsi, fet, pregnancy #1)
56. Return To Go (infertility, pcos, miscarriage)
57. The Brooding Woman (ttc, weight loss, anejaculation)
58. Inconceivable! (donor egg, step-parenting, daily life)
59. Marilyn and Thetan’s little Angel (pregnancy after IVF)
60. My Journey to Get Fit and Battle PCOS (PCOS, weightloss, IF)
61. Locked Womb Mystery (IVF#1, long-timer, geeky stuff)
62. Cease and Decyst (pcos, anovulation, irreverence)
63. Life is Simple, It’s Just Not Easy (fet #1, post cancer, life)
64. TheStorkDiaries (ttc 2+ years, 30-something, IUI)
65. Tiny Bits of Hope (infertility, iui, stress)
66. ErnieGirl (infertile birthmother and mommy, TTC#2)
67. Lori Does Maryland (PAL, ivf, parenting)
68. Dog Mom Chasing the Stork (infertility, PCOS, married life)
69. The Barreness (art, infertility, wandering)
70. Adrift on a Dandelion Breeze (stillbirth, secondary IF, IVF)
71. Infertility Unexplained (fet, unexplained infertility)
72. My Life in a Nut Shell (pregnancy after loss, repeate miscarriage, coping)
73. Between the Paper Sheets (infertility, iui, marriage)
74. The Misadventures of MIssohkay (adoption, pregnancy loss)
75. The In Between (recurrent miscarriage, infertility)
76. Creating a Family (infertility, adoption, parenting)
77. The Hopeful Pink Lady (infertility, hope, faith)
78. Zero Guarantees (after years-suro twins)
79. She’s Gone Crunchy (infertility/health, natural parenting, cloth diapering)
80. Cherish This Day (2 girls, PCOS, trying again)
81. Tales from the Waiting Room (infertility, iui, ttc)
82. The Ladies in Waiting Book Club (infertility, community, photography project)
83. The Elusive Second Line (TTC #1, PCOS, depression)
84. Living Our Miracle (embryo adoption, premature ovarian failure, motherhood)
85. A Page In My Book (family, IF grad, special needs kids)
86. MissConception (twin loss, FET #1, TTC#1)
87. Journey to Somewhere (IVF, FET, unexplained IF)
88. Dwelling on dreams (early pregnancy, recurrent miscarriage, loss)
89. Getting It Sorted: life after loss and the steps to remain sane (pregnancy after loss)
90. A Half Baked Life (food, parenting after loss, yoga)
91. Thefertilitydaily (free micro-ivf contest, infertility, donor egg [commercial space])
92. No Kidding in NZ (infertile, no kids)
93. Scrambled Eggs (ivf, autoimmune, cats)
94. Believing in June (failed IVF, looking for answers, TTC #2)
95. Conceptionally Challenged (infertility, life, randomness)
96. Bloggers for Hope (ivf, loss, endometriosis)
97. Tippy & Tidy’s Tumultuous Trip to (Twin) Toddlers (donor eggs, pregnant after infertility, infertility awareness)
98. Infertile in a Fertile Land (egg donor, expat)
99. Journey to the Finish Line (infertility, running, the kitchen sink)
100. Infertile FirstMom (ivf #1, infertility, adoption/birthmotherhood)
101. Modern Medicine Miracle (military, donor sperm, pregnancy loss)
102. Nursing Infertility (pregnant after bilateral tubal occlusion)
103. Being Jamielynn (infertility, life, randomness)
104. infertile myrtle (parenting after infertility, accutane, traveling spouse)
105. for all the things we hope for (endometriosis, long-term infertility, nursing school)
106. A Blanket 2 Keep (IUI, life, hope)
107. Inconceivable! (early pregnancy after FET)
108. Breathe Gently (infertility, ivf, everydaylife)
109. Hapa Hopes (ivf, ivf, ivf)
110. The list is now closed (the list for May will open after April 28th)

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Anyone who has read my blog for an extended period of time knows I am a big fan of the analogy.  Analogies are the verbal door through which people can step who want to understand another person’s experience.  They may never belong to that group, but they should walk away from reading the post with an a-ha moment that gives them insight into another person’s world as they connect it to their own life experiences.

In other words, they may not be able to comprehend the exhaustion that comes from infertility, but they can certainly understand the exhaustion that would come from running a marathon, and they can finally bridge the two occurrences, taking what they understand about one and placing it alongside the other.

If one analogy can bring a small amount of insight, imagine what hundreds of analogies could do to give people panoramic insight into an experience.

Every month, I will be introducing a theme that will go up around the 1st with a linked list of participant posts that will close the last day of the month.  The themes will range from groups as broad as women (how best to explain to male lawmakers how it feels to have your feet in the gynecological stirrups) to as specific as mental illness.

In honour of NIAW, National Infertility Awareness Week (April 22 – 28) as well as my roots, I kick off The Analogy Project with April 2012’s theme:

Infertility and Loss

This is an inclusionary project with the only guideline being that the post’s intention is to bring understanding.  Participants may have experienced infertility or pregnancy/infant loss themselves, or they may be a friend or family member who also want to explain how infertility has affected their lives inadvertently.  Infertility spans both cases that are biological (eg. premature ovarian failure) and situational (eg. GLBT) in nature.

If you’ve already written a post on your blog that fits the theme, there is no need to reinvent the wheel.  You can submit your old post via the submission form below.  If you don’t have a post that fits the bill but would like to participate, you have until April 30th to write a post that examines one aspect of infertility or loss (or — if you choose — create an umbrella analogy that explains infertility or loss as a whole) — tell people with an analogy what it is like to be in the two week wait, to conceive with assistance, to fill out adoption paperwork, to lose a baby, to meet your surrogate, to attend a baby shower while living child-free, to parent after infertility, to choose an anonymous donor.  It can help to create a list of the emotions you feel and then work backwards to see if you can describe them to another person with an analogy.

To add yourself to the list, fill out the submission form with your post url and a one-sentence description of your post.  It will be moved into the main body of this post within 24 hours.  A reminder will be posted at the end of the month to read the list in its entirety, but feel free to bookmark this post and return to it to read the posts as they go up.

INFERTILITY AND LOSS ANALOGIES

1. Stirrup Queens: Infertility is like your brain mentally running a marathon everyday, with all the exhaustion that would come from running 26.2 miles.
2. Hapa Hopes: A recap of a husband and wife conversation about how sex when you know you have infertility is kind of like fishing… in an empty pond.
3. Follow Every Rainbow: I thought baby-making was a direct path, step onto it and off you go, instead I found myself deep in this crazy maze of infertility unsure what would be round every new turn.
4. The Road Less Travelled: Infertility, loss & childlessness is like being left-handed in a world built for right-handed people.
5. Where Love and Chaos Reign: Continuing to battle while all your infertile friends are in the midst of overcoming is like watching them all leave on a trip you are supposed to be on with them.
6. Dwelling on Dreams: RPL is like falling off a train into a snow bank (a dirty one, not a nice fluffy one) over and over again while everyone else arrives safely at the station.
7. Search for Our Silver Lining: Draws the similarities between infertility/loss and destructive storms like tornadoes.
8. Infertile First Mom: The intense physical and emotional nature of Adoption/Loss/Infertility journeys are compared to that of long distance hikers, including thoughts on navigation, use of resources/blogging, and validation of the journey regardless of the final resting place.
9. Bébé Suisse: Having a miscarriage is like screaming silently and alone in the bathroom while the party continues without you.
10. Trying Not to Scream: Driving to the RE one day, my husband started to explain how seeking fertility treatment felt like trying to get your car fixed without knowing what was wrong with it.  I went with it.
11. Bereaved and Blessed: The similarities between my friend’s experience training to run a marathon in October 2007 and not being able to finish (due to the extreme heat that day) and my struggle with secondary infertility and pregnancy loss.
12. The Infertility Voice: A letter written to the genetic child she’ll never know that is as much about grief as it is welcoming the unknown.
13. Ilostaworld: Having your child die is like losing your world – “You could tell me that the dirt I stand on is the same as it was this time last year, and on days like this, I would argue that it isn’t.  It’s treacherous dirt, now.”
14. Survive and Thrive: Infertility is like driving an old, battered car that doesn’t go.
15. Waiting for Little Feet: Here, I recall the days of being the slow kid in gym class. Trying to TTC #1 while watching your friends have not only one child, but sometimes two or three children, feels like getting lapped on the track. They just seem to get further and further ahead, while I’m struggling to get past the finish line for the first time.
16. Finding My New Normal: When your baby dies you gain membership into a very exclusive club, the club that no one wants to join.
17. Marriage 2.0: The adoption wait is like a carousel ride that feels like it’s never going to end.
18. Wild Lilies in the Woods: Infertility treatment is like being stuck in traffic.
19. My Lazy Ovaries: A rambling post describing the peregrinations of our DEIVF versus child free thoughts, culminating with idea that using donor eggs is like baking a cake with one borrowed ingredient.
20. Notes from the Ninth Circle: Saying, “Oh, you’ve got plenty of time left,” doesn’t help someone stuck in a dead-end job, just like it doesn’t help with infertility.
21. Journey to the Finish Line: Infertility is a marathon – surviving one mile at a time.
22. Something Out of Nothing: Navigating infertility is a complex and confusing maze, much like the movie Labyrinth.
23. Something Out of Nothing: Spending money on fertility treatments that might not even work is no different than what some other parents are willing to spend and sacrifice for the dream they have for their child.
24. Serenity in Chaos: In comparing infertility grief with grief over my Dad’s death, I found that IF grief caused invisible cracks and holes in my universe and other people’s well-meaning words or questions “poked and scratched” the invisible cracks and holes and inadvertently made them bigger in some parts.
25. Our Growing Gardunn: Living with RPL is like being on an elevator that screeches to a halt at random stops, forcing you to get out while you desperately want to reach the 40th floor.
26. Outlandish Notions: Choosing to stop pursuing treatments and live childless-by-circumstance is like jumping off the shore of infertility island and seeing where the current washes you up (Note: I wrote this several years ago, and have since had two children).
27. Journey to Somewhere: Trying to conceive vs. rowing: infertility is not a race, but rather a long row with no pre-defined finish line.
28. Smiling Scar: It like coming to a trail head, and being forced to take one trail, always wondering if you can cross over to the other side, but with time the hill between the two trails appears more and more fraught.
29. No Kidding in NZ: Infertility is taking the road less travelled.
30. The Maybe Baby(Babies): On gardening and the choices that need to be made, and how infertility adds an extra weight to those seemingly simple decisions. I have yet to grow a radish on my little balcony.
31. From IF to When: I thought I was done with the dating scene – until I experienced adoption profiling.
32. Semi-Charmed Life: Does it ever go away? No, I don’t think it does.
33. A peek into our journey: Life after infertility and a successful pregnancy is one big mud puddle.
34. Brave IVF Girl: Infertility is like a video game, achievements and all.
35. Baby Smiling In Back Seat: Pregnancy after infertility is like a baseball game in which the pitcher is in the middle of a no-hitter. Along with lots of discussion of jinxes. (Written a couple of months before the pregnancy that resulted in my twins.)
36. A Single Journey: Deciding to stop TTC and pursuing adoption is like the perfect storm, caught somewhere between sunny skies and nasty weather.
37. A Well-Adjusted Pessimist: Just after our diagnosis, I compared infertility to a military deployment. Maybe this post will shed some light on both.
38. Little Chicken Nugget: Infertility and loss is like trying to heal a severed nerve.
39. Livin’ the “Young” Life: Comparing the emotions of infertility to that of running a 1/2 marathon.
40. Maybe Baby and the Adventures of Hub-in-Boots: Compares infertile couples secretly heading for their morning fertility clinic appointments to squirrels hiding nuts, and challenges criticisms of infertility treatment. A later post talks about the holding onto the hope during infertility as a monkey trap.
41. Add yourself to the list.

The collecting of the list each month is just the beginning.  The next step is getting it out there so the posts are read and utilized as a valuable resource for those who wish to understand.

Photo Image: Florida Center for Instructional Technology.

Waiting for Little Feet had a post yesterday about how physically exhausted she is at the end of the day; how prior to infertility she had the energy to workout and go out with friends, and now she drags herself into bed early, too spent to do the things that used to be a given.

Infertility (and loss, the adoption process, surrogacy, learning to live child-free, treatments, etc) is like running a marathon every single day.  Your body isn’t running 26.2 miles, but your brain is.  Dealing with daily life is like a nice mental jog — it will leave you a bit tired but overall refreshed.  Our brains like a workout, hence why people bored at work look for things to occupy themselves.  Dealing with infertility though — with its sprints of what ifs and its uphill trudges and its constant loop of the same emotional terrain like a treadmill — is like running 13.1 miles to work, jogging while at work (or whatever your daily life routine is), and then running 13.1 miles home.  Every day.

Hence why you’re exhausted.

Infertility isn’t unique — I think any crisis does this — but it’s long-term.  You’re dealing with it day-after-day (and in some cases, year-after-year).  And you’re on-guard; you’re alert — even when you’re not alert, you’re alert.  You are paying attention to every twinge or every time the phone rings or every date on the calendar.

Some people can compartmentalize and set infertility aside for a few hours.  And sometimes setting infertility aside happens inadvertently because you’re ensconced in dealing with something else.  Or you engage in daily meditation to cope (seriously, the reason why meditation works is that you’re allowing your brain to stop running for an hour.  Maybe it’s only walking or maybe it’s resting back in a hammock before it needs to get up again, but at least it isn’t running).

But for many people, infertility is like having your brain running for every moment that you’re awake.  And it’s exhausting.

A long time ago, back when Friendster was a hip place to hang out online (trust me, it was.  All the cool kids were there.  Ignore anything else you may have heard about Friendster), Josh made a joke about a doppelganger site called “Not Your Friendster” for those times when you not so subtly want to tell someone that you don’t like them.  He imagined it being most people’s homepage on their computer, this troll-like spot that people couldn’t help but look at even though it upset them no end and caused a considerable amount of stress.  In this scenario, Josh would talk about the poor office worker walking past all the cubicles, his office mates sticking their heads out to look at him sympathetically as he did the death march down the hallway to boot up his computer and see what they had already seen on Not Your Friendster that morning… that Matt hates Jeff.

It was a joke because it was so over-the-top insane.  Who the hell would want to publicly tell people that they disliked someone?

It turns out that people do.

Mashable had a story yesterday about a new app called EnemyGraph that allows you to add your “enemies” on Facebook. (Isn’t enemy a strong word?  I mean, there are people I dislike, but in that dislike, I ignore them.  Enemy connotes an active, passionate dislike that uses your attention.  I don’t know if it’s exactly the same thing as Facebook using “friend”)  Those enemies may be things (crickets), organizations (Westboro Baptist Church) or other people on Facebook.

I can think of a few examples where it would be useful to know what someone dislikes.  I, for instance, might put down perfume.  And then you would know, if you were looking to get me a birthday present, that perfume wasn’t the way to go.  Of course, we could also go the more positive route and look at things I do like and choose something off of that list, but it’s also good to know sometimes what to avoid.

But beyond that, how would it be helpful to list people you dislike?  Sure, there are people I dislike in this world, and some are even on Facebook, but I think about our poor office worker — Jeff — and his walk towards his computer with everyone staring at him.  The world knowing that Matt hates Jeff.  So Jeff not only gets to feel the emotions of having a bad relationship with Matt, but he also gets the humiliation from everyone else observing his bad relationship with Matt.  I can’t think of any example — except perhaps not inviting that person into the threesome you’re proposing — where it would be helpful to know who other people dislike.  Person A’s feelings about Person B don’t change my feelings about Person B if I consider Person B my friend.

Have you ever found yourself written about on a troll site?  I have.  It’s a fairly crappy experience.  I once found a blog that talked about how my kumbaya-ness made her sick.  She had several posts in a row mocking me.  Later on, she asked to be added to the blogroll, and she’s still on there now.  It was difficult to swallow hard and add her, but I’ve always seen the inclusion of people on the blogroll as community-driven, not my individual decision (okay, I had to do more than just swallow hard.  I had to turn to Josh, call this woman a bunch of names in the privacy of my own home, and then add her).  But my point is that she gave me every opportunity to read her thoughts about me.  She wrote them on her blog and then sent her blog to me to ask to be included on my blogroll.  She wanted me to read them, and I have to wonder about people like that.

On a side note, more recently, I had someone write something rude about me online in a space where she knew I would read it.  I read it and felt awful, but moreover, it was an interesting moment because I have deleted exactly one non-SPAM comment from my blog ever.  It was from an anonymous commenter who expressed glee over this person’s loss when I wrote about this blogger in a Friday Blog Roundup.  When I saw the comment about her left on my post, I jumped on the computer and quickly deleted it because I was so afraid that this blogger, already in a sensitive space, would see it and it would damage her further.  To this day, she has no idea that I saved her from feeling like crap.  So it was even more interesting for me to see that contrast — I tried to save her from ever feeling like crap by being directly discussed on the Internet, and she purposefully tried to make me feel like crap by just being honest in her thoughts of me.  While I was reading this Mashable article, I considered emailing it to her with a note about how she might find it useful.

Just to be clear: I am not a saint.  I have inadvertently hurt people’s feelings too.  We all have.  But there is a difference between — let’s say — not inviting someone to a party that they find out about (inadvertent hurt feelings) and adding that person’s name to EnemyGraph (purposefully hurt feelings).

Because the reality is that it’s not just troll sites or mean bloggers who write crappy things about other people online that the subject can end up seeing.  We just talked about Jason Russell encountering blog posts about him this week.  Anything you put on the Web about another person, regardless of how well-hidden you think it is, has the potential to be found by the person you are speaking about.  Even if you write anonymously.  Even if you don’t link to the other person.  Even if you misspell their name so it isn’t Googleable.  Even with all of those “evens” there is a chance.  It helps me to look at my posts before I hit publish keeping that in mind: how would that person feel if they found it?

Sometimes, that person is going to feel crappy.  No two ways about it.  Aliza Shvarts is an example that comes to mind.  I wrote about her actions, and I own that.  I try not to name people — even when I am being careful and discussing the actions and not the person herself (after all, I don’t know Aliza Shvarts.  For all I know, she is a lovely woman) — mostly because I don’t want the focus to be person.  I want the focus to be the actions.  So whenever possible, I don’t name the person (see, like the bloggers above whose actions were just discussed, but you most likely don’t know who they are so they can save face.  If you do know who they are, I would appreciate you not naming them in the comment section).

This is why EnemyGraph is so bizarre to me: you’re doing the exact opposite — not giving any context or discussing actions but instead naming the person, organization, or thing without giving the reason for what bothers you.

How would you feel if you saw your name on someone else’s EnemyGraph?  What if you saw your friend discussing a third person you know (and like) in that manner?  Would you do anything?  Would you simply shrug and say, “to each their own”?

The topic of friendship and the way we interact with one another has been on my mind as of late because I’m reading MWF Seeking BFF.  More thoughts on the more pleasant side of humans interacting when I finish it and collect all the ideas I’ve been marking in the margins.