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When it comes down to it, this blog couldn’t have been named anything else now that I know that Stirrup Queens is merely an anagram for Pee Squirt Urns.

No, wait.  It’s an anagram for Queers Rip Nuts.

Squire Pet Urns.

Quietness Purr.

Requires Punts.

Queers’ Turnips.

Squinter Purse.

Quipster Nurse.

Queens Rip Rust.

Pee Squirt Runs.

Just a small game on a day of rain.

Where I am right now, emotionally:

Blue mood.

Shitty week: rejected friendship and a public reprimand.

Today is Pregnancy and Infant Loss Remembrance Day.

I am lighting a candle in two more hours.

And I have my period coming soon.

Anagram for “period coming soon”: Iced Mooing Pornos.

Periodic Smog Noon.

Demonic Goo Prison…

Wait.  That totally explains the mood.  I am getting my demonic goo prison.


At least my blog anagrams out to Pee Squirt Urns.  Our Family Beginnings becomes A Briefly Noggin Minus.  And please, Lori can try to hide it all she wants, but we all know that Weebles Wobblog is just an anagram for Gobble Blows Ewe.  Or Bowleg Blob Wees.  And Faereyluna (who left the first comment and I’m not sure if she’s okay with me linking to her blog since she didn’t put it in the comment) is otherwise known as Anal Eye Fur.  Wait, no, I love her for leaving the first comment and that is not a nice anagram.  How about “Ale Year Fun” instead?


1 Faereyluna { 10.15.09 at 4:54 pm }

Well done Mel,

I think Demonic goo prison sumes that up really well. Sorry about the crappy week. Maybe play the penny whistle and eat ice cream with the twins???


2 a { 10.15.09 at 4:56 pm }

Demonic goo prison is so much more accurate than period coming soon (or AF). From now on, I decree that it should be DGP!

(wishing I had some power to back that up)

3 Kristin { 10.15.09 at 5:10 pm }

Demonic Goo Prison is a brilliant anagram! Sorry it’s been a crappy week.

4 Opposite of oops { 10.15.09 at 5:29 pm }

Wait, who rejected your friendship and gave you a public reprimand? Let us at ’em.

I’m sorry your week is crappy. Here’s hoping the weekend is an improvement for you.

I love demonic goo prison. SO fitting!

5 Shelli { 10.15.09 at 5:42 pm }

Crap! or carp, as it were.

We still love you.

6 Another Dreamer { 10.15.09 at 6:09 pm }

Heheh, anagrams. I was never very good with those.

Now, wait… a public reprimand and a rejected friendship? 🙁

Sorry the week has been crappy.
And I will be lighting my candle too.

7 Kymberli { 10.15.09 at 6:30 pm }

Crappy, overly-busy day/week for me, too. I’m so frazzled that I can’t even begin to think of an anagram for I’m a Smart One and I’m usually pretty good at things like that.

Hope it’s better for you soon.

8 B { 10.15.09 at 6:44 pm }

How did you get so good at anagrams?

Well – even though you’re having a crap day you managed to make me spit tea all over the keyboard with a little snort of it out my nose. Queers Rip Nuts! Gobble Blows Ewe? Anal Eye Fur? Hilarious.

9 Caitlin { 10.15.09 at 6:57 pm }

I love the anagram DGP…totally fitting. I’ll play….

eh, the best I could come up with was Woofy Yike Nun…not so cool…

((hugs)) for the blue mood and shitty week…I’ll be lighting up tonight as well..

10 Jill { 10.15.09 at 8:09 pm }

Ugh, my latest goo prison was definitely demonic! Here’s to hoping yours won’t be so much…

-Jill at wouldmakethree (or tweaked lemur ho)

11 B { 10.15.09 at 8:11 pm }

With an extra a I can make The Shifty Shadow
Daft Show? Shit yeah.

This is fun. Who else?

12 Lollipopgoldstein { 10.15.09 at 8:18 pm }

Please, B, you’d choose that over “Hatted Fishy Show.” It’s The Hatted Fishy Show with…er…well…to describe your blog topic after that seems…

13 B { 10.15.09 at 8:43 pm }

Geez you’re good! I might have to get Caliope to do me up some goldfish with tophats jumping through sparkling hoops and unicylcing across a wire to add to my header.That would rock.

Hatted Fishy Show with…..er…..dead baby! Yeah. Bit of a downer.

14 Lollipopgoldstein { 10.15.09 at 8:45 pm }

See, that’s the problem, B. Perhaps if you wrote about something else…something like hats! And crazy fish! No? Not grabbing you as things you need to get off your chest so you don’t go batshit insane?

15 HereWeGoAJen { 10.15.09 at 8:54 pm }

Cookies! Don’t you have cookies?

I like Urns Squirt Pee better actually. It makes me think of one of those jumping water things that they have at amusement parks.

16 Sunny { 10.15.09 at 9:43 pm }

Dude, you ROCK the anagrams like I have never seen. I suck at them. Maybe it’s because I have no spatial ability? Rearranging things in my head… finding my way through the mall… skills that I will never have.

Sorry your week is crappy — here’s to a happy weekend.

17 Heather { 10.15.09 at 9:44 pm }

Mine works out to Coincided Porn Turnout Troop. Hee hee hee

18 Io { 10.15.09 at 10:48 pm }

Oh yes, I had to do this…and I am a Hotshot Sky Worm!!!!
I hope your week gets better. I’m in my demonic goo prison right now so I totally understand.

19 Battynurse { 10.16.09 at 12:15 am }

I think Demonic goo prison is a pretty good description of AF. And who on earth could ever reject you!?!? Sorry you’re feeling blue. Hugs to you.

20 Lavender Luz { 10.16.09 at 1:11 am }


I can’t believe this has been here all day and I’m just getting to it.

That gobble blows.

XOXO, Pee Squirt. Abiding with you in the hue. Big hugs,
A Dull Zen Rev

21 luna { 10.16.09 at 2:18 am }

you are hilarious. and brilliant.
sorry about your shitty week, my friend.

22 Erica { 10.16.09 at 8:02 am }

Impressive! Hope next week’s better

23 Jendeis { 10.16.09 at 9:46 am }

I think demonic goo prison is an appropriate euphemism for prometrium. Ugh.

24 Chickenpig { 10.16.09 at 9:54 am }

Isn’t Anal Eye Fur a punk rock band from the eighties? They used to open for the Butt Hole Surfers 😉

Sorry to hear about your week. Are you going to elaborate? I wish you would. Whenever you break free from your Demonic Goo Prison, that is.

25 Beautiful Mess { 10.16.09 at 10:53 am }

Today is Friday and I hope it treats you well! Have a wonderful day, fantastic weekend and whomever hurt you this week, forget about it!

26 loribeth { 10.16.09 at 4:32 pm }

Sorry you had a crappy week. 🙁 But — it’s the weekend! : ) I hope it gets better!

27 once a mother { 10.19.09 at 2:29 pm }

it always amazes me how even during your shitty day’s, you know the demonic goo prison ones, you can still write in a way that makes me smile.

28 karlinda { 10.20.09 at 7:33 am }

‘karlindaadoption’ turns into ‘Kid Natal Pain Door’. Hmm… Then again, it’s also ‘Adopt Liar Kid Anon’. I don’t think I’m liking this. But maybe that’s just due to the imminent arrival of my DGP.

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