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Did I take it? Uh… yes, I did.
And it made me feel really good about myself. Actually, let’s not mince words: it made me feel superior to the vast majority of the world, including those who have not yet taken the test and therefore may have perfect colour acuity, too. Plus look at the timestamps on Earthandink’s comments. It took me 7 minutes tops — though probably more like 5 — to rearrange all those colours with the rest of the time spent leaving those comments plus running around the living room screaming, “I am peeeeeeeeeerfect!”
The first thing I did after I got my score was go upstairs to ask Josh how it felt to be married to someone with perfect colour acuity. Did it feel good? Did it make him feel a little self-conscious when choosing paint colours? (It should.) Did he feel like telling people in the grocery store about his wife? About her perfect colour acuity? Because I certainly felt like telling people.
I mean, look, I’m telling all of you. Hi, I’m Melissa. I have perfect kerning abilities AND I have perfect colour acuity AND I cannot tie my shoelaces (I never mastered that) AND I was such a bad speller in fourth grade that I had to pick up my books and go down to a third grade class because there wasn’t a low enough spelling group to contain me in my own grade. So… you know… the skillz are hit-or-miss.
So how did you do on the colour test? Please make me feel good about myself.
P.S. After you take the test, don’t forget to go prep your #MicroblogMonday post for tomorrow…