Kay Jewelers Adoption Advertisment
We’re watching Scott Pilgrim tonight when a Kay Jewelers commercial comes on… set in an adoption agency.
Because isn’t that what adoption is like? You just show up in an office and sit and wait until they bring in your perfectly wrapped child? Holding hands and exchanging jewelry? And uh… that pesky birth family that doesn’t factor into this commercial at all… don’t they deserve a Jane Seymour Open Heart necklace?
Just in case you were wondering, this is why your Aunt Jane says things like, “why don’t you just adopt?” Since, you know, it’s so damn easy for every member of the triad.
I know that every kiss begins with K… but “gobsmacked” begins with Gee-wasn’t-that-the-most-offensive-thing-I’ve-seen-in-a-while.