Comments on: Can You Top This?

By: Bea

Bea — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 22:09:07 +0000

Some of these are gold.

I hope you’re feeling ok!

Bea

By: Bionic Baby Mama

Bionic Baby Mama — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 19:02:21 +0000

hadn’t looked at my google searches in a while, so thanks for the happy realization that i’ve found a niche!

constantly thinking peeing on things

dying pee

lesbian pee blogspot

need to pee legs crossed

thinking about peeing

thinking about peeing makes me have to pee

(though there’s a special place in my heart for “how to touch my cervix and not freak out”.)

By: Tonggu Momma

Tonggu Momma — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 04:11:05 +0000

I forgot to say… Wendy Calio (of “Wendy Calio naked” Google search fame)? In case you don’t know, she’s an actress… ON THE DISNEY CHANNEL. Which just makes the whole thing even more disturbing.

By: Pundelina

Pundelina — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 23:42:24 +0000

Oral surgery – eeeek!! I hope you’ve got lots of vicodin and that the pain is manageable. The best search to hit my shores was

“can i wear heels when having lucrin fertility treatment?”

You can wear heels if you can darlink, for me the heelses hurt.

By: Nicole

Nicole — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 19:57:45 +0000

I hope the Vicodin is keeping you comfortable and that you heal quickly!

I made the mistake of posting about my ‘emotional diarrhea’ and now draw a ridiculous number of hits from people searching things like “when I take Immodium I poop great, without diarrhea” and “diarrhea at the same time everyday”. That, and someone asked Google, “Can babies grow off of dirt?”

By: Kate (Bee In The Bonnet)

Kate (Bee In The Bonnet) — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 18:33:25 +0000

I usually have some really odd ones, but lately, the hits have been surprisingly on target: lots of questions about bloating, IVF, twins, progesterone in olive oil, various meds and procedures, or random strings of words with “bee” or “bonnet” thrown in, etc.

However, here are one or two that are quite funny:
-how do i tell wank in a room so no one can see me
AND
-my best friend wanked in front of me

Um, yeah. I bet they were a bit disappointed to encounter a blog post related to getting ass shots in what turned out to be the wank room at my RE’s clinic. Not such good masturbatory images or advice…

By: MLO

MLO — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 17:58:09 +0000

Hoping that you are better. I don’t have anything to add – best search I ever had was “steampunk knitting.”

I do remember when I had my wisdom teeth taken out. Do you remember the days of Zork? I had a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Game I was playing of the same type while watching Ghostbusters on TV with Tylenol 3 in my system. It was trippy.

By: Kristi

Kristi — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 17:17:46 +0000

I hope your surgery went well and you are resting peacefully.

By: Kir

Kir — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 14:50:06 +0000

Hope by the time you read this, you’re feeling better…or very medicated. Ie. Better.

I “Hear” that the crying sperm facials are very fashionable now, LOL.

By: Guera!

Guera! — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 12:16:41 +0000

This begs t he question “Who among us has not had sperm on our face at some point?”