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My Blogoversary the Day After Tomorrow

I know Andy Samberg and T-Pain have got a motherfucking boat, but I have a blog, I have a blog, take a good hard look at the motherfucking blog. Er…and by motherfucking, I don’t actually mean “mother” fucking since our sex does not actually result in parenthood…hence that whole problem with the mother connection…er…

But what better way is there to celebrate the eve before the eve of my third blogoversary than by writing a post that is sure to elicit several emails asking me why I feel the need to use such foul language. Honestly, Melissa.

Happy third blogoversary to me–I’m having a virtual gluttony of blogger loving this week between seeing Chez Perky, Family Beginnings, Baby Smiling in Back Seat, and A Little Pregnant. It’s just like candles in a cake…with one to grow on.

Get your towels ready, it’s about to go down…


1 Seraphim { 06.23.09 at 7:09 pm }

Happy 3rd Blogoversary! You've helped and supported countless people all over the world. A global stirrup queen! If you know what I mean xxx

2 'Murgdan' { 06.23.09 at 7:10 pm }

Bwhahahahaha….nice video choice. My towel is ready….

Happy almost Blogoversary!


3 Mugsy { 06.23.09 at 7:16 pm }

Happy Blogoversary to you! Thank you for being you!

4 Heather { 06.23.09 at 7:19 pm }

Happy Blogoversary! What an amazing three years you've had.

5 callmemama { 06.23.09 at 7:24 pm }

Happy Blogoversary! I love that video πŸ™‚

6 Fertilized { 06.23.09 at 7:36 pm }

Seriously LOVING this blog post! Rock out Lollipop Goldstein

7 beebles { 06.23.09 at 7:40 pm }


8 N { 06.23.09 at 7:54 pm }

Happy motherfucking blogoversary! (also, I'm laughing really hard right now.) I'll treat you to a blogoversary coffee at some point, I promise. πŸ˜‰

9 Cassandra { 06.23.09 at 8:09 pm }

Happy almost-Blogoversary Eve!

I don't think I know anyone else who is so kind yet has such a pottymouth. I love it.

See you tomorrow!! πŸ™‚

10 Morgan { 06.23.09 at 8:15 pm }

LOL funny song choice!

Happy 3rd Blogoversary eve!

Looking forward to reading 3 more years of your blog! πŸ™‚

11 Lorza { 06.23.09 at 8:41 pm }

LOL!! How exactly DO you 'F' a mermaid?!?!? I love the video, and it is your blog, you can mother fucking cuss if you want to!!!

Thanks for the laugh! HAPPY eve eve of your Blogoversary…I am still waiting for the fireworks!!

12 FET Accompli { 06.23.09 at 9:03 pm }

Happy Almost Third Blogoversary! That video is hilarious – I think my hubbie has watched it over 100 times!

13 Beautiful Mess { 06.23.09 at 9:12 pm }

My towel is ready, as well! happy eve of the eve of your blogoversary!
P.S. sometimes foul language is necessary! Especially when talking about something as exciting as a THIRD blogoversary!

14 Clare { 06.23.09 at 11:59 pm }

Happy happy blogoversary! And who needs a boat when you've got a blog?? πŸ™‚

15 WiseGuy { 06.24.09 at 12:10 am }

Happy Blogoversary…And My Doozoo Antennae are telling me something is up.

Come on! You better let us know…or I will sneak and put red and orange paint on your doorknobs!

16 VA Blondie { 06.24.09 at 3:50 am }

Happy Blogoversary! Loved the video! Going to to my towel ready…

17 Jenn { 06.24.09 at 5:28 am }

OMG – Happy motherfucking 3rd Blogoversary Mel – you ROCK out with your ….er…umm….SOCKS out! Yeah that's it….SOCKS!

Love the video – LMAO even BEFORE my coffee!

Hugs – have great fun on your trip!

18 Heather { 06.24.09 at 5:56 am }

Happy Blogoversary!!

I completely forgot mine earlier this month…

19 A&T { 06.24.09 at 6:00 am }

Hysterical. I loved that skit on SNL. Hope the trip on the Hill goes good. Happy Blogoversary!!!! Thank you for the ballbustin' and the openness. Openness is GOOD!

20 Liddy { 06.24.09 at 7:24 am }

Happy Blogoversary! Three years, that is fucking amazing. Thank you for starting this blog and bringing so many of us to feel supported in your own IF journeys. Okay continuing on the nice sentence, sentence with a swear word, nice sentence pattern. I am so pissed I won't see you in DC next week, enjoy storming the hill tomorrow. I get my chance on Tuesday to try it on my states one senator. You are fan-fuckin-tastically amazing, thank you.

21 Kim { 06.24.09 at 7:45 am }

I got my flippy floppies, I'm ready to fucking go! Happy Motherfucking Blogoversary!

Thanks for all you do!

22 Meghan { 06.24.09 at 8:16 am }

Happy motherfucking blogoversary!!!!

23 meandbaby { 06.24.09 at 8:17 am }

Happy almost Blogoversary!!! Thanks for all you do for this community. πŸ™‚

24 Kristin { 06.24.09 at 8:33 am }

Bwahahahaha…had to turn off the video and save it for later when little ears aren't around. Happy 3rd Blogoversary!

25 Sarah { 06.24.09 at 8:53 am }

Hahahaha! Nice.

Happy almost blogoversary!

26 caitsmom { 06.24.09 at 9:13 am }

Happy 3rd blogoverary!!!!

27 Jen { 06.24.09 at 9:45 am }

I feel like I should mail cake…

28 projectkjetil { 06.24.09 at 9:48 am }

Happy third! The blogosphere would be a dimmer (and considerably less organized) place without you. Glad I've never had to live that reality!

29 annacyclopediaisworkingonit { 06.24.09 at 9:57 am }

Happy motherfucking blogoversary, Lolly. You absolutely rule.

30 Deathstar { 06.24.09 at 10:38 am }

You are one serious mutha! Happy mother blogfuckingversary! oooh, I'm feeling bad!

31 Lavender Luz { 06.24.09 at 10:51 am }

I wanna be part of the gluttony!

Mwaaaaaaaaah! on your 3rd blogoversary. You are responsible for SO many connections, Mel. It's awe-inspiring.

32 Bluebird { 06.24.09 at 11:19 am }


Happy blogoveorsary. It wouldn't be the same without out πŸ™‚

33 Larisa { 06.24.09 at 11:52 am }

Happy Blogoversary! I wish I could be at the RESOLVE thing. I promised myself last year I would go this year, and, yet again, I lied to myself. Go you and the rest of the infertiles!!

34 farmerswife06 { 06.24.09 at 12:28 pm }

Happy Blogoversary!!! I'm so happy to have found your site. You have given so many women hope. Myself being one of them. When your struggling with this issue (infertility) in your life it feels like this is a hopeless world. But reading your blog gives us hope and I want to thank you for all that HOPE!!!! Sending you cyber Hugs!!!!! And keep up all the good work!!

35 B. { 06.24.09 at 12:30 pm }

I think you should be allowed to stretch the blogoversary out to encompass at least a week, don't you? Sure, the day itself will always be the most special day of that week, but I don't think it's overkill to celebrate for seven days. Birthday and anniversary parties are fun- why limit yourself?

Anyhow, thank you for all that you do. And happy blogoversary!

36 Sunny { 06.24.09 at 1:31 pm }

I am cracking up at that video!!! Too funny! And I love that you say motherfucking, and you don't mind that I say motherfucking, too. (I mean, at least I ASSUME you don't mind if I say it. I'm hoping the fact that you say it gives implicit permission for the rest of us.)

Congtratulations on the motherfucking blogoversary!!

37 theworms { 06.24.09 at 1:44 pm }

Great song, my DH is addicited to it and is now insisting that he wants an actual boat πŸ™‚

Happy Blogoversary!! Thanks for bringing together this amazing blogging community.

38 Paz { 06.24.09 at 4:48 pm }

I feel your motherfucking joy! (I love cussing and I try so hard not to, so this is just another thing to thank you for, a forum to use fun fucking language.)

3rd Blogoversary, wow! Thanks and congrats!!!

39 Hillary { 06.24.09 at 7:22 pm }

Hehe, happy blogoversary!!

40 mandolyn { 06.25.09 at 9:39 am }

Happy Blogoversary, Mel! I first tried to wish you a belated one, then realized that actually reading the title of a post clarifies things. Sigh. I'll just sit down with my flippy-floppies and raise a glass to you. Happy 3rd!

41 Suzy at Not a Fertile Myrtle { 06.25.09 at 10:01 am }

happy 3rd blogoversary! i'm so excited to be learning more from this community.

42 Somewhat Ordinary { 06.25.09 at 8:29 pm }

I was gonna say sorry for being late, but I'm not!!! Happy Blogoversary!

You gotta BLOG! Love the video choice – I saw it a couple of months ago and thought it was very clever.

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