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Spoke Too Soon

Scene: Melissa is running a bath for the Wolvog and ChickieNob. Lindsay holds Baby Fred and we’re talking over the roar of the faucet.

Wolvog: (looking up at Lindsay and Fred) When can we get another baby? Can we get another baby now?

Melissa: Sweetie, remember how I told you that some people can have a baby quickly and some people need help? And sometimes it takes the doctors a long time to figure out how to get the baby in the belly? And sometimes it doesn’t work at all? And…

Wolvog: The babies in here (he points to the dresser in the next room where I have placed the sponge capsules). Those babies. That’s what I call my babies…my little baby sponges. Can we get one tonight?

Lapped by a bathtub. Literally.


1 LJ { 03.13.09 at 9:20 pm }

The original “oh crap” and subsequent, “OHHHH” on our faces were priceless.


2 Kristin { 03.13.09 at 10:08 pm }

What a story…hehehehe.

3 Io { 03.13.09 at 10:10 pm }

Dude. That is hilarious.

4 Fertilized { 03.13.09 at 10:44 pm }

Ah the general misunderstandings.

5 WiseGuy { 03.13.09 at 11:10 pm }

Ha Ha Ha…. we interpret too soon! This was a painless ‘ouch’ moment.

6 Another Dreamer { 03.13.09 at 11:27 pm }

lol, that’s a good story 🙂
Way to make your heart race.

7 Lori { 03.13.09 at 11:35 pm }

I take it they weren’t contraceptive sponges?

8 m { 03.14.09 at 7:29 am }

Nice one. Thanks for a morning groan then giggle. Would have LOVED to see your faces!

9 Photogrl { 03.14.09 at 8:17 am }

Oh, man…

I’m dying with laughter over here.

See what IF does to us?

10 'Murgdan' { 03.14.09 at 8:37 am }


11 Artblog { 03.14.09 at 8:39 am }

oooch, too cute, though I loved where you were going before he interrupted you 🙂


12 Tara { 03.14.09 at 10:04 am }

Hahaha, that’s awesome.

13 Another Dreamer { 03.14.09 at 12:38 pm }

lol at what Lori said!

14 itsazooaroundhere { 03.15.09 at 11:21 am }

Too funny!!

15 Meghan { 03.18.09 at 7:41 am }

Too cute! Leave it to the grown-ups to complicate things 😉

16 Bea { 03.21.09 at 7:16 pm }

🙂 I suppose it would be inconvenient, if socially acceptable, to get rid of the bathtub.


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