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Seriously, I truly can’t believe this happened to me, nor that our local news station was willing to use my Microsoft Paint picture instead of a photo and believe that my name is Lollipop Goldstein.

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1 Lollipop Goldstein { 07.02.08 at 11:26 am }

Though I truly truly truly wish they hadn’t used the bulldozer attack story on the sidebar. My heart is breaking over that.

Not quite so funny when I saw that on the finished product.

2 Josh { 07.02.08 at 11:34 am }

Does this mean you’re blogging from the ride?

3 bleu { 07.02.08 at 11:41 am }

Wouldn’t you know Josh where she was? hmm hmm???

I just cannot believe you people have that much time on your hands, truly.

4 Lollipop Goldstein { 07.02.08 at 11:45 am }

Yes, I am live blogging this. And…wait…shit…that dip always makes my stomach plunge.

5 bleu { 07.02.08 at 12:00 pm }

Can we toss you a lemonade and a funnel cake…wait do they make those kosher??

6 Busted { 07.02.08 at 12:11 pm }

You are awesome…

7 Io { 07.02.08 at 12:12 pm }

Oh! Pick me up an elephant ear while you’re there! I love me some fried dough!

8 alison { 07.02.08 at 12:17 pm }

Mmm, funnel cakes.

9 astral { 07.02.08 at 12:17 pm }

You are funny. I vote for funnel cakes too and cotton candy!!!

10 Sunny { 07.02.08 at 12:17 pm }

You sure had me laughing! I was like, channel 19? HA!

11 kate { 07.02.08 at 12:22 pm }

heh. heh, heh, heh. That is just too much fun. Best of luck with recovering from the ride of your life, Lollipop.

12 LJ { 07.02.08 at 12:31 pm }

That was BRILLIANTLY HILARIOUS.

13 Jess { 07.02.08 at 12:40 pm }

Funny, Mel.

Funnel cake, though. That sounds FABULOUS.

14 BethH6703 { 07.02.08 at 12:55 pm }

THAT is HYSTERCIAL!

Now I want a Mike’s Hard Lemonade!

15 Jendeis { 07.02.08 at 12:57 pm }

You are such a dork. Luv ya! Spent several minutes wondering why Jim Vance wasn’t doing this story.

16 xavier2001 { 07.02.08 at 1:01 pm }

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

17 Hez { 07.02.08 at 1:04 pm }

Love that šŸ™‚

18 calliope { 07.02.08 at 1:40 pm }

ha ha ha!
I want some kettle corn once you get off the ride…

19 K @ ourboxofrain { 07.02.08 at 1:42 pm }

that was an absolute riot! and if i hadn’t just had way too much lunch, i too would want a funnel cake.

20 Kymberli { 07.02.08 at 2:03 pm }

As I tip up my early afternoon pre-dinner Hard Lemonade, I laugh at the hilarity of your news feature.

21 chicklet { 07.02.08 at 2:04 pm }

The whole time I was like, whaaaa? But the Mike’s lemonade thing saved my sanity:-)

22 Lee { 07.02.08 at 2:07 pm }

Too much fun!

23 Nic { 07.02.08 at 2:09 pm }

Wait….you’re not called Lollipop??? I thought Mel was your net-name. Damn.

24 Kathy { 07.02.08 at 2:11 pm }

I am so gulable, it took me longer than it should have initially to figure it out. šŸ˜‰

All this talk about carnival food makes me crave a corn dog and an Icee! šŸ™‚

25 ms. c { 07.02.08 at 2:27 pm }

you actually had me there for a second…
too funny!

26 Julia { 07.02.08 at 2:36 pm }

It shows dedication– your wallet and whatnot is on the ground, but the mobile device allowing you to liveblog is firmly in your grasp. You can have my blackberry when you pry it out of my cold dead fingers, ha?

27 Fertilized { 07.02.08 at 2:45 pm }

oh i am laughing and laughing!

28 Feliz Dianne Flutter { 07.02.08 at 2:47 pm }

Too funny – I am still laughing!

29 Amy { 07.02.08 at 2:52 pm }

Ohmygoodness, I think I saw that on NBC4, but I didn’t know it was you! šŸ˜‰

30 nancy { 07.02.08 at 3:03 pm }

lol. That’s freaking hilarious.

31 KimboSue { 07.02.08 at 3:25 pm }

I hate to say it, but it took me a couple minutes to realize it was a joke!

32 katd { 07.02.08 at 3:46 pm }

That could be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, Lolli. I’m gonna call you “lolli” for short, ok? šŸ™‚

33 Tracy { 07.02.08 at 4:18 pm }

OMG! That is too freaking funny…

You really had me stumped at first. No fair; my brain cells are depleting.

Loved it!

34 Deb { 07.02.08 at 4:20 pm }

ROFL šŸ™‚ Have fun up there! šŸ˜‰

35 AnotherDreamer { 07.02.08 at 5:16 pm }

omg, I love this. Thanks for sharing!

36 Aurelia { 07.02.08 at 5:27 pm }

Julia made me laugh….cause you would have to pry my blackberry out of my cold dead hands, haha

mmm funnel cakes

must get one!!!

37 Wishing 4 One { 07.02.08 at 5:41 pm }

LOL, love it! I have to make one now and send it to my family and friends via email, love it love it love it!!!!

38 Stacie { 07.02.08 at 6:27 pm }

Love this! I’ve been having fun sending my own version (cat rescue) to everyone I know via email. Ha! Had one person literally calling me in a panic. (umm…not too bright of her so I might need to rethink that friendship!)

Stacie

39 Jamie { 07.02.08 at 6:36 pm }

This made me laugh out loud. Thank you!

40 Lori { 07.02.08 at 7:35 pm }

I hope you had your Ativan with you!

41 luna { 07.02.08 at 8:45 pm }

oh my, that made me laugh HARD, almost threw up watching the footage through. for reals. thanks for the giggles.

42 Alyson & Ford { 07.03.08 at 5:33 am }

Way too funny!! We love the cat rescue one too!!

Alyson LID 01/27/06 (IA China)

43 Samantha { 07.03.08 at 6:10 am }

Only 24 hours before you can rest again! Hope you get your carnival toys back šŸ™‚

44 My name is Andy. { 07.03.08 at 6:57 am }

Very cool!!!

45 Michell { 07.03.08 at 9:31 am }

That is sort of funny. It had me going for a minute.

46 JamieD { 07.03.08 at 10:39 am }

That was freaking hysterical!!

47 Joanna { 07.03.08 at 6:49 pm }

That is freaking hilarious! I didnt know if it was real or not until the end.

48 Barb { 07.03.08 at 9:34 pm }

Oh my gosh. Cracked me up.

49 Artblog { 07.05.08 at 1:52 pm }

Oh deary me, just when I think i’ve “got you” you come up with another quality side to you!!!! I was on the floor here šŸ™‚

XXXXX

50 Bea { 07.06.08 at 1:16 am }

For the second time today you crack me up.

Bea

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