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Bah Bah Baby Shower

I know this commercial is sports-related (I know that due to the ESPN insignia and not because I actually know this player. Is she a player? Someone who loves sports?), but we can watch it on a very different level. Your task: a simple reassignment the letters of ESPN to stand for…

So what does ESPN stand for in the IF world?


1 Jess { 02.27.08 at 3:59 pm }

No clue. Now you’ve got me thinking MUCH too hard for a Wednesday afternoon.

2 Beagle { 02.27.08 at 4:48 pm }

She’s just another ESPN . . . effin smug pregnant nitwit

Maybe I better limit my “creativity” to clay.

3 Nica { 02.27.08 at 4:52 pm }

Every Single Prenant Non-me

4 The Town Criers { 02.27.08 at 4:53 pm }

Extra special pregnant nutjob.

5 Jen { 02.27.08 at 4:54 pm }

I was going with Extra Special Parenting Network.

6 Nica { 02.27.08 at 4:54 pm }

Early Signs Prove Negative

7 Beagle { 02.27.08 at 5:00 pm }

I like nica’s second entry!

8 DD { 02.27.08 at 5:03 pm }

Estrogen Suffused and Progesterone Nefarious

OK, it’s a stretch, but if you squint and realize the meanings of the words all lined up like that….

I’ll shut up now.

9 Heather { 02.27.08 at 7:11 pm }

Extra Sensitive Person Needing out.

Extra Sensitive when Period Nears.

10 Lori { 02.27.08 at 7:16 pm }

Every Shower is Pretty Nbearable

11 C { 02.27.08 at 7:47 pm }

Egg and Sperm Produce Nothing. 😛

12 JuliaS { 02.27.08 at 8:53 pm }

Endless Sex Produces Nothing

Estrogen Spent Progesterone Numb

Egg Sperm Procreative Network

13 Tara { 02.27.08 at 9:20 pm }

Ever Suffering Pregnancy Nightmare

14 Vacant Uterus { 02.27.08 at 9:30 pm }

I love Tara’s.

Especially Stupid Penile Nutjobs
(for those “special” in-laws and friends…)

Encouraging Sisters Protecting Newbies (for my peeps keepin’ it real in Blogland!)

Eggless Spermless Procreative Nothings (I’m playing for that home team.)

This is too much fun. I could go on and on…


15 S { 02.28.08 at 9:12 am }


Enormously Scary Progestrone Needles

Even Stupid People get(K)nocked up

Extremely Sarcastic Pissed-off Nfertile

Estrogen-Soaked Psychotic Nuthouse
(aka: What My house will be called once I start stims)

This is fun! Something to think about while I get over the flu….

16 Smiling { 03.29.08 at 3:24 pm }

Eggs sometimes proceed nowhere

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