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Irony–Alanis Morrisette Style

About eight minutes after posting my write up about my luteal phase defect for Operation Heads Up, I get my period (otherwise known as my TC). On the 21st day of my cycle. Which marks another lovely 7 day luteal phase (since I ovulated around day 14). I mean…come on. 7 days? That’s all I get, corpus luteum? You suck.

The only silver lining (not for having such a messed up cycle but for getting my period today rather than later in the week) is that it’s my five-year anniversary this weekend. Which is…as you all know…the wood anniversary. So I’m looking forward to a little wood. Like…a mahagony desk or a…wooden crate. Or other things associated with wood. Achemmmmm.

(clears throat. Looks down at the ground. Hopes her mother isn’t reading this entry).


1 K { 11.15.06 at 12:03 am }

That is shitty. I hope you get a seriously good Woody for your anniversary. the car i mean. yeah. a car. in the garage, then out ofthe garage, then back in. repeat until…. well. sumthin.

2 Anonymous { 11.15.06 at 1:07 am }

I think your sense of humor is back…

3 ms. c { 11.15.06 at 5:42 am }

Screwy LP!
But FUNNY post. Very very FUNNY.
(And, what? Your mother doesn’t know that you and Josh have sex? Isn’t that how babies are made? Hahah!)
(Also, my word verification ended in “fuk”… a definite sign.)

4 Anonymous { 11.15.06 at 6:30 am }

I laughed, too. Luckily for you, I’m not your mum either.


5 My Reality { 11.15.06 at 7:51 am }

I hope you have a fantastic anniversary filled with lots of wood!

6 C { 11.15.06 at 8:25 am }

Focking TC. Hope that you have a wonderful fifth anniversary, though!!!

7 aah0424 { 11.15.06 at 9:42 am }

LMAO! Hope your anniversary is good and you get lots of wood!

8 mandolyn { 11.15.06 at 11:46 am }

OMG, I just almost choked on the cupcake I was stuffing into my mouth. High five! Happy (early) annivesary!

9 Anonymous { 11.15.06 at 12:01 pm }

I’m very sorry to hear about TC showing up. That bites. I hope you have a wood filled and happy anniversary – thanks for the much needed laugh!

10 Plain Jane Mom { 11.15.06 at 12:51 pm }

Here’s to 5 for 5!

(And screw you, Tru!)

11 TeamWinks { 11.15.06 at 1:13 pm }

Happy Anniversary, and I hope you remember that while knocking on wood is typically helpful…umm…perhaps you should try knocking boots instead!

12 Tara { 11.15.06 at 3:50 pm }

Sorry about the LP. 🙁
My word verification starts with d then i then k. Another definite sign, I’d say.
So happy, HAPPY Anniversary. Very funny post.

13 Jessica { 11.15.06 at 5:45 pm }

Sigh. Happy anniversary anyway 🙂

14 Piccinigirl { 11.16.06 at 10:10 am }

oh I know that kind of LP all too well. YUCK!

as for the rest of the post, I’m still giggling and looking at my feet and glad no one is here to see me turn red too since the mere mention of wood…well you know 🙂

Happy Anniversary !!!!

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